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Lane Blackwell

Welcome to my blog, I'm Lane. I like music and netflix. Transgender, weirdo, goth. A mess of a human, but I'm still here

luverofsupernatural

swan2swan

I can’t believe a humble security guard saved our planet from the aliens.

theriu

This is PROBABLY one of those times where they hired a professional dancer to dress up as a security guard for the bit, but I don’t even care because the man SOLD IT

kittyrinn-aiko

@theriu His name is Willis Harris, and he really was working as a security guard.

Dancing security guard from Houston Astros game looks back on viral video

theriu

Oh that is SUCH a fun story! So he knew the mascot person IRL but didnt know he was gonna get challenged to a danceoff! XD This guy sounds fabulous!

woozification

an ode to lee jihoon, world’s cutest loser <3

luverofsupernatural

surprise-adoption

Bottle rocket under ice

overtheunderpass

rad

edwardspoonhands

I’m pretty sure that the reason the ice fractured into six slices is the same reason snowflakes are often six sided and it has to do with the shape of a molecule of water and I just think that’s so freaking cool.

supernaturallysarcastic

How would it even stay lit though?

ojavenger

!!!!! it IS actually because of the structure of water molecules! Water molecules are fuckin weird, as are lots of other liquid substance molecules, because theyre shaped like fuckin HEXAGONS! hexagons are those weird, six-sided shapes that re very sturdy, but they dont tend to sit very well when stacked together. thats why, when you fill up a glass of water to its full capacity, it can go OVER the brim a little and not spill over. It’s also why water beads.

anyway, so since water is essentially made up of a gazillion little hexagons, it tends to gather into larger hexagons as it shapes together. this is not visible unless the water is in a solid form, aka ice. when the water is split, it tends to crack around the established hexagons. that bottle rocket exploded in the PERFECT place to show this phenomenon and its geeking me out.

ALSO! the bottle rocket stays lit because the fuse was definitely waterproof and made with magnesium and an oxidizer of some sort. this means that they will burn underwater because they dont need the oxygen from the air to stay lit. thats so fucking weird isnt it. im tipsy and its the 4th of july. sorry for the science haha